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I'm so busy this summer and won't get anything done until school starts... but I stole this from ObsessedWithCake to entertain you guys. Enjoy~ ;o

I used this to help...Thingy.

1) Vanessa can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. I can?

2) Vanessa eats lightning and farts thunder. = =#

3) In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Vanessa was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep. Ohoho~ And that was fun~

4) For Vanessa, every street is "one way". Her WAY. Yes, everything's my way.

5) Vanessa can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. I can?!

6) Vanessa can drown a fish. OAO!!! NUUUU!

7) Vanessa invented the question mark. I did?

8) Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Vanessa. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Vanessa. -hugs Naruto and Minato close- I don't want to kill those two!

9) Vanessa once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. It is.

10) The speed of light was instituted because Vanessa didn't want get winded outrunning it. Vanessa hates to sweat. And I'll never like to sweat.

11) Vanessa uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper. PLYWOOD?! Ouch.

12) Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Vanessaaurus. SO IT'S ALL MY FAULT?! NO!!

13) The quickest way to a man's heart is with Vanessa's fist. It sure is~ Bwahahaha!

14) Vanessa once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told. 'Cause it's still alive...

15) Police label anyone attacking Vanessa as a Code 45-11.... a suicide. They all are.

16) Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Vanessa's warm-up exercises. It is? I mean, yes, it is!

17) Vanessa doesn't read books. She stares them down until she gets the information she wants. -stares-

18) Vanessa can strangle you with a cordless phone. -chokes- Is that even possible?!

19) Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Vanessa. -hides bloody knife- No, I'm not.

20) When Vanessa plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. Sadly...yes. ;A;

I'm so mean~ Ohoho~~


Mistress Graph
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
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MirRoriel Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
GAH! I love Draco Malfoy :heart:!
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ZenaMegami Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
Why havent you been on MSN in forevaaaaah
MooglePirate9 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011  Professional Writer
thanks for the fave :)
Graphrite Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome~~
Aijinshi Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Where can I find a fanfic(s) of yours that involves an AU Tsuna with his back scar? I saw that awesome picture and browsed the comments and saw yours saying how you were using said picture as inspiration/reference/base so I`m wondering why there is only the one piece of literature, one that isn`t even KHR!, and nothing else. Is it elsewhere?
Graphrite Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's actually on FanFiction but be warned that this particular fanfic contains 27027 father/son incest. Judging from the sight of your favourite collections, I see that you like the pairing.

P.S. - It's under some major rewriting but I could note the link to you if you want to read it.
Aijinshi Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Really?! Sweet, I`ve never seen the parent/kid type of incest. So, yes I would like to see it please! :3
Graphrite Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sorry about the wait! Here's the link~ The Years That Were Lost

Though it's old and is in rewriting...
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